Saturday, January 31, 2004

I'm in The Dominican Republic - what an adventure so far! I will post some more later, but suffice it to say I'm blown away. flabbergasted. Speechless. I don't want to go home - can someone put Elaine and Tatiana on a plane?

highlights:
- appearing live on Caribbean TV and having them refer to me as "Fred Flintstone."

- meeting Miguel Tejada and other major league stars.

- drinking the orange juice. GOOD GOD!

- having dinner overlooking the Caribbean.

- going to the "Hooters" of the D.R. (it's a restaurant, people!)

not time to write anything else right now - more later - gracias!

Monday, January 26, 2004

think twice before you sign anything.

Thursday, January 15, 2004

Satan is a clown.

Thursday, January 08, 2004

via TONY: who needs $100 million to make a good movie?

via TONY: the Japanese will queue up for anything!

the well-worn but unceasingly interesting topic of drugs, art, & psychoses

Wednesday, January 07, 2004

well - it's like in "Escape to Witch Mountain" when Tony and Tia start making out!