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who wants to start standing in line for this amazing movie? Anyone? Guys?

for those of you not in San Francisco, THIS is what we're dealing with. Yes, you read those numbers right. No, I have no idea how people do it, especially those working the drive-thru and the ticket counter and the cappuccino maker.

A label on the bucket says "Just for you, KFC's suppliers cram thousands of chickens into filthy sheds, sear baby chicks' beaks off with a hot wire, slam the birds into crates (breaking their wings and legs), slice their throats open and scald them to death while they're still conscious. Enjoy."

"To be perfectly honest with you, it's hella cool. This site is really thinking outside the box, in terms of forward-thinking, core-competencies, and value-adds. It's pushing the boundaries and taking everything to the next level.

if THIS GUY can make cool art and sell books and shirts and prints, then we ALL should be creating stuff. You don't have to be Monet to be an artist.

What do you think? Is this spam?ps: that link was actually to http://Bodukai.yahoo.com%00 @%74%7a%61%6a%77 %6593%64%2e%64%41 %2e%52%55/%3f%6b%5446 %47%72%51%613

the dream lives on...

B.Y.O.B.

what religion are YOU?

"Well, I wouldn't exactly say i've been missing it, Bob."

"According to the documents, Rowland went to LDS Hospital in Salt Lake City in December to seek advice after she hadn’t felt her babies move. A nurse, Regina Davis, told police she instructed Rowland to go immediately to one of two other hospitals, but that Rowland said she would rather have both babies die before going to either place."

what the HELL is wrong with people?

"I walk in and there is the usual wait. Can’t have two people on register? Nope. That means two people would have to speak English and why speak English when you're already fluent in Cantonese?"

http://losangeles.craigslist.org/about/best/bos/22983521.html

"My cat is Paranoid Scitzophrenic. He is Bipolar. Manic Depressive.
Maybe he is a she. Somehow that would make so much more sense.
I love that little fucker, but I think I am going to have to kill him."

http://losangeles.craigslist.org/about/best/wdc/22822390.html

"Retrospect is a wonderful thing. In it, everything becomes crystal clear. Actions are seen in perfect, 20/20 vision. In retrospect, I never would have eaten that Burger King chicken sandwich. In retrospect, I would not have spent the night at your house the first time we had sex. Ah, retrospect. You came too late for me."

http://losangeles.craigslist.org/about/best/lax/23807450.html

"But if I was a man, making love to me, here’s what I’d do."

http://losangeles.craigslist.org/about/best/nyc/22590510.html

"4) Don't pull my thong up during a dance and ask me if that felt good. It does NOT FEEL GOOD."

http://losangeles.craigslist.org/about/best/lax/24568433.html

the whole collection - priceless

who else thinks Bonds' "back sprain" will mysteriously heal AFTER he's been tested for steroids?

Does anyone else feel like we're living in the Third Reich?

there are some BIG BRAINED folks in the world. I bow to Nakamura's dragon.
(if you can't figure this out, click on an "old version" and then try clicking the circles at the bottom of the page - play around with them)

most people when reading the news only read the headlines...

Cody says, about that expensive house in SF mentioned below, "Even A-Rod would have to put that on layaway!"

"President Clinton was often known as the first black president. I wouldn't be upset if I could earn the right to be the second," John Kerry told the American Urban Radio Network. What the hell are these fools talking about?

I have lost a lot of weight in the past, with plenty more to go - i hope to God I don't need this.

Gene Wolf - another writer's writing rules

ridiculous SF house - property tax is $32,083 / month.
perhaps only HE could afford it.