Monday, April 26, 2004
Wednesday, April 21, 2004
who is the liar--God or Benny Hinn?
BE READY - the end of the world is coming!
but before that, let's answer some of these burning questions on:
dating and homosexuality
like:
How do you plan to maintain this site after the rapture?
Is gold a good investment?
Is the Pope the Antichrist?
Does the Bible allow spanking?
Is it all right when mad to say "gosh" or "darn"? (answer: What do we mean by “all right”?... )
Is money utilized in Heaven? (answer: It is very unlikely that there is a money-based financial system in the eternal realm. )
including the rapturously retarded statements like:
All religion is dangerous.
but before that, let's answer some of these burning questions on:
dating and homosexuality
like:
How do you plan to maintain this site after the rapture?
Is gold a good investment?
Is the Pope the Antichrist?
Does the Bible allow spanking?
Is it all right when mad to say "gosh" or "darn"? (answer: What do we mean by “all right”?... )
Is money utilized in Heaven? (answer: It is very unlikely that there is a money-based financial system in the eternal realm. )
including the rapturously retarded statements like:
"In the beginning, God created man and then He created a woman to be man's helpmate."
"When he says the Lord has told him an event will happen by a certain date and it doesn't transpire, who is the liar--God or Benny Hinn?"
"If I were a dog, I'd want a Christian as my master."
"Nor do Jehovah's Witnesses believe in Hell. Unfortunately for them, this lack of belief does not erase Hell’s existence. "
"Because the devil is not omnipresent like God, it's hard to imagine him pulling double duty on some other planet."
It is clear that none of the writers of Scripture could have conjured up the writings without God’s inspiring them.
"Over the years there have been trillions of animals on the earth, and heaven would be a very crowded place if each one of had a soul."
"God also destroyed the cities of the plains (Sodom and Gomorrah and a couple of others) because of their proclivity to homosexual behavior. The men of Sodom even tried to seduce the angels that were sent! (Sounds like San Francisco.)"
"Jesus said that He was the only way. Jesus is unique. He was either telling the truth, He was a liar, or He was crazy. But since everyone agrees that Jesus was a good man, how then could He be both good and a liar, or good and crazy? He had to be telling the truth if He was good. He is the only way."
"The question should really be, how can you explain science without the presence of an Almighty God? Scripture has proven itself time and time again. It has never been wrong! How many scientists can claim that?"
"When the devil realizes he has no further use for Arafat, he'll abandon him just like he has countless other villainous leaders." (wait - this one might be right)
But there is one statement they make that I agree with wholeheartedly:"When he says the Lord has told him an event will happen by a certain date and it doesn't transpire, who is the liar--God or Benny Hinn?"
"If I were a dog, I'd want a Christian as my master."
"Nor do Jehovah's Witnesses believe in Hell. Unfortunately for them, this lack of belief does not erase Hell’s existence. "
"Because the devil is not omnipresent like God, it's hard to imagine him pulling double duty on some other planet."
It is clear that none of the writers of Scripture could have conjured up the writings without God’s inspiring them.
"Over the years there have been trillions of animals on the earth, and heaven would be a very crowded place if each one of had a soul."
"God also destroyed the cities of the plains (Sodom and Gomorrah and a couple of others) because of their proclivity to homosexual behavior. The men of Sodom even tried to seduce the angels that were sent! (Sounds like San Francisco.)"
"Jesus said that He was the only way. Jesus is unique. He was either telling the truth, He was a liar, or He was crazy. But since everyone agrees that Jesus was a good man, how then could He be both good and a liar, or good and crazy? He had to be telling the truth if He was good. He is the only way."
"The question should really be, how can you explain science without the presence of an Almighty God? Scripture has proven itself time and time again. It has never been wrong! How many scientists can claim that?"
"When the devil realizes he has no further use for Arafat, he'll abandon him just like he has countless other villainous leaders." (wait - this one might be right)
All religion is dangerous.
Monday, April 19, 2004
FROM CODY: check this out...this is from the morning news this morning on how come it is costing $100,000 of city money to figure out why a gorilla escaped and why they are paying a consulting company to do it...
The second thing the consultant will do, Ms. Deutsch said, "is to develop a perimeter survey based on five-feet increments to establish an elevation from the top edge of the habitat's perimeter wall to the vertical drop, to the bottom of the moat."
and"They're going to set up satellite bases for the north and south habitats to create a digital survey," Ms. Deutsch.
Why do people insist on talking this way?
Sunday, April 18, 2004
who wants to bet that THIS GUY:
a. uses UNIX.
b. is single.
c. both.

a. uses UNIX.
b. is single.
c. both.

... sent it off to Renaissance Dancewear, who I buy all of my tights for Renfaire clothing from. They matched the color perfectly, and made me a custom unitard. It's really comfortable to wear, and fits perfectly except for the arms, which are just a little too long, leading to wrinkles.
um...wrinkles ARE a problem, but not in the ARMS...
Friday, April 16, 2004
Thursday, April 15, 2004
From CODY: Dude, check out this job description...Front-end targeting: How about just "customers"...Amazing
Develop and manage front-end targeting, back-end underwriting criteria & account fulfillment process by dimensioning the risk of existing and new acquisition programs. Work closely with the cross-functional areas to ensure optimal business strategy development in balancing risk and reward.
Tuesday, April 13, 2004
ALASKANS need to get out more. When it's not -50º, that is.
Monday, April 12, 2004
Friday, April 09, 2004
the secret blog of a Hollywood star who masks his identity. He's quite literate, and I think he's not actually a suburban adolescent poseur, as one might guess, but the real thing. There are many guesses floating around, but no one knows exactly who this is. Some of the stories are quite fascinating.
