Found on a major news site (I forget which) In the "no shit" department... Just in case you confuse Hu and Mrs. Hu, which, in retrospect, is entirely plausible. Dude did you marry Kim Jong Il? I've heard of these political unions, but sheesh.
_(also, I wonder if they chose to stand by height? or is there some photographer going, "now, Mr president - sorry, the other Mr. president - yes, why don't you kneel in front of the others and hold the basketball?)_
It may time for station identification as the whole net collapses under the weight of angelina's pregnancy breasts. (This mangled headline was on ABCnews.com)
kind of mangled - Slumping marlins somehow snap a losing streak with a victory by the Cubs? How is this symbiosis possible? Maybe some stranger making a million dollars will somehow help my career? Go Team!
sent in by Matthew Schor from his recent sojourn to Hamburg. Can you imagine the look on your face when a bro catches you eating these at 3AM? There'd be a staredown, then one of you would quietly walk out of the room. Or you'd both start making out.
my sister's ebay obsession occasionally pays dividends - I think she might have been outbid. Wow - an original Noodstock.
sent in by another reader who shall remain nameless. It doesn't take much to start a porn site. Not even a rudimentary grasp of plurals. Well, besides the obvious.
My favorite - a site called "Millionaire's Concierge" should probably BELEAVE their friends when they say, "Hey tool, run the spell check, grammar check, and don't write like you're talking Spelling counts, especially for common words like OUTTER to RESTURANT, ECT. But most importantly, don't say 'inquire within.' It's a website. Did you copy and paste that from a SIGN?" Seriously, Don Lapre is sitting somewhere counting hundreds and laughing himself shitless.
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